The definition of Insanity.... doing the same things over and over yet expecting different results....
...so why do I attempt to act normal.... do normal shit....why... oh why... do I listen when I'm told... "Go ahead... it'll be fun....."
Maris:... "Mother, oh dear mother... do join Facepage... it will be fun..."
Me:.... "No, no... I can't figure it out I tried.... remember a couple years back when Diddle Nuts told your sister I was stalking him on Facepage" Hahahah That was so funny."
Maris:..."It's called facebook Mother... and now we have a computer... it might be fun to snoop. Everybody does it. It's fun, you can find old friends."
Me:.... "Most of my old friends are dead.... I guess there might be one or two."
Maris:..."Oh, you always think something bad will happen..... nothing bad will happen... go ahead... just do it."
Me:..."It's a happy thing then?"
This is me doing Facepage:
This is me two hours later:
Maris:.... "OH MOTHER..... What has happened!!!????"
Me:...."I found an old "friend".... I guess I kinda forgot how bad of an asshole I used to be...."
What kind of guy remembers every little indignity.... 40 years after the fact....
Go ahead, tell me how disgusting this is and how I shouldn't be allowed to Bloggerfy anymore.
